Bread is moist, goof ball...
...and it will leave your phone smelling like pumpernickel and rye! LOL
I once used peanut butter to get gum out of a carpet. You should spread peanut butter on your SD memory card and insert it into the phone. Then spread some into all of the other open ports (mic, speaker, headphone jack, USB) and the oil in the peanut butter should get the blurry stuff right out of the camera!
That's funny, but beware, there's a moderater on here who, while likes being a pirck himself in forums, who says "you can bet I will ban you from this forum faster than you signed up. "
He might think you're serious because it's not exactly what other posters are saying.